Saturday, January 09, 2010

The Republican Master Plan

The following is verbatim an email I received concerning its author’s ire at divining the true motivation's of the Conservative party:

Dear Sir,
I am a long-time reader of your posts, and have always enjoyed their wit and insight, but have been curious as to why you of all people have never caught on to the Republican parties seemingly insane disregard for their own best interests. Do you not understand the Lord’s divine plan, or have you not been listening?

Jesus voted Obama into office with his own right hand for a great purpose. As you and all good Christians know, Barack Obama is the anti-Christ prophesied in the Book of Revelation, therefore it is understood what our Christian duty must be: vote Democrat at every opportunity. The more abortion loving, America hating liberals we aid, the closer we come to the End of Days and our glorious ascent into Heaven.

With our marching orders so obvious to all and yet, the “Conservative” party intervening at every turn to thwart our Heavenly Father’s work, can mean only one thing: the Republican party is a liberal plot to prevent the Second Coming of our Lord and Savior.

Please be so kind as to publish this letter so it may reach the righteous.
God bless you and all that you do.

Sincerely,

An American Christian

As requested, I publish this email for the public’s anxious perusal. May we all heed its message well.

2 comments:

Mr. Creazil said...

I call Poe. This is too absurd to be real.
I hope.

Lancelot Kirby said...

It's a satire, but if Evangelical Republicans truly believed what they say they believe it would appear to make perfect sense.